January 11, 2003

Have you ever pretended like you were mute? Unable to speak? You’re at the Wherehouse renting videos (or wherever) and you walk up to the check-out counter, nodding and shaking your head in response to the cashier’s questions. Then he asks for your name. You look down and debate. Should you take this charade to the next level? You cop out and decide to speak your name. D’oh! Your cover is blown.

Maybe next time.


4 Responses to “”

  1. argonaut Says:

    [Silent paroxysm of laughter from reader.]

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